“. I looked around in shock as she jerked my arm around in an unsuccessful attempt to yank it off my hand. She obviously didn t know how much I bloated when I ate cheese. My lactose induced fat knuckle would not yield. I hate you. Marry Me!”
“Love almost always comes in a surprise package.”
“Close your eyes and say I am in presence of true love . Allow yourself to experience it fully right now. This is how you instruct the universe to provide love that meets the calling of your heart.”
“Here is a powerful love affirmation, I now feel a touch of heaven that leads me to love beyond my wildest dreams. Say the affirmation every 15 seconds for a minute or two each morning and watch what happens to your love life.”
“Marriage is in countless cases a failed attempt to resuscitate a relationship.”
“Let expectations die and sensuality flow.”
“To lovers out there … Be careful these days you date someone because you love them. To find out they date you because they want content. They use you as content to gain more followers, likes, comments, popularity, sympathy, more number of viewers and to trend. This a new fashion. That is why everything you do or say they post it on their social media. They always the good ones and they paint you as always the bad one.”
“But before the man could reach the door, there was a knock, like one that happens to precipitate a courtship meeting for two punctuation marks that are going out to dinner and one really doesn’t like the restaurant, but goes anyway because they’re a comma dating.”
“but only after our own respective prides slowly melted away, like a lion family ice sculpture being left near those restaurant heaters that a maître d’ was going to have to blame a waiter for so she could keep her job and he could lose his as payback for him dumping her for the ice sculptor.”
“The goal is to have a soulmate not a cellmate.”
“When it comes to love and relationships most of us fail our way to success.”
“Many people believe there exists a single person who is their perfect partner or “soul mate.” That may be true, but then I certainly hope that my soul mate does not live in a remote village in India. Suppose that my soul mate was born, like me, in the 1960s. Limiting myself to women who are still alive, and assuming that half of them have already met their soul mates, I have perhaps 200 million potential partners. If I meet two potential partners a day, there’s a 50/50 chance I will find my soul mate within a quarter of a million years.”
“When picking a life partner, I don’t get to pick the best one available. I get to pick the best one available who picks me back. In this way, the online dating search process is much more similar to the job search process than it is to the house hunting process.”
“A challenge, a surprise: the kind of girl you can’t forget. They write songs about this type of girl; make her into a character in the movies.”
“Finding a feminine woman today is like trying to find a needle in a haystack while blind-folded and wearing gloves.”
“Happy love is not a fleeting, instantaneous thing; it s a constant, improving thing.”
“Most women learn the hard way never to let a man treat you like worn out old house slippers, only good for taking to bed or for comfort while he watches tv. If he wouldn t take you into the world, proudly, for everyone to see, he can do Netflix alone.”