“Nobody owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death.”
“The first thing we do, let s kill all the lawyers.”
“All the motives for murder are covered by four Ls: Love, Lust, Lucre and Loathing.”
“A man who has been dead for a week in a hot trailer looks more like a man than you would first expect.”
“Naturally, one does not normally discuss plans to commit murder with the intended victim.”
“I have from an early age abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look upon the murder of men.”
“The three of you have one solution to every problem. Murder. No key fits every lock.” Cardan gives us all a stern look, holding up a long-fingered hand with my stolen ruby ring still on one finger. “Someone tries to betray the High King, murder. Someone gives you a harsh look, murder. Someone disrespects you, murder. Someone ruins your laundry, murder.”
“When the Fox hears the Rabbit scream he comes a-runnin , but not to help.”
“How to Commit the Perfect Murder was an old game in heaven. I always chose the icicle: the weapon melts away.”
“The justifications of men who kill should always be heard with skepticism, said the monster.”
“Each of us is a book waiting to be written, and that book, if written, results in a person explained.”
“Confusion now hath made his masterpiece.”
“Murder is like potato chips: you can t stop with just one.”
“But what if the monsters come? Fancy. Kit looked away from the drama to stare at her sister, surprised. We are the monsters.”
“Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. ”
“The time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men.”
“Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one s antagonisms. And if you haven t any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.”