“Whoever you choose to fall in love with, is an important decision of yours, but you better choose carefully Cause you re capable of anything. Of anything and everything.”
“Women have got it all wrong now. They give it up too soon, and the men don t respect them. And before you tell me I don t have a clue, let me tell you something. By the time I let my future husbands climb into my bed, I d made them work for it. And you know what? By the time they left it the next morning, they were begging for me to marry them.”
“She leaned in, a tip she had read today on HuffPo’s Love & Sex section. Boobs out, smile wide, voice low. Being sexy was exhausting.”
“Having fun is a pretty powerful way to start any serious relationship.”
“I don t know Kitten, she said, zipping up her money belt, but I ll tell you one thing--if it were a book, I wouldn t be able to put it down.”
“It s kind of freaky to send your picture over the Internet to someone you don t really know and then have to sit waiting for their judgement on how you look. Maybe that s why my aunt Penny, who got divorced two years ago, hates online dating so much. Mom s always nagging her to go back on Match.com but Aunt Penny says she d rather have root canal work - without anesthetic.”
“If your attached friends are bugging you about being single (favourite accusation: “You’re too picky!”) turn it around on them. “Do you know any gorgeous single men I could meet?” (This could backfire if they’re keen to set you up and their idea of “gorgeous” is vastly different from yours. And it will be.) Alternatively, be super-sweet and tell them you’re waiting for your ideal partner “just like you did”. (It won’t work if you snigger at this point.)”
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“I have a strict moral code. I don t share penises with friends.”
“But time and time again, I saw the change in their eyes once they’d conquered me. Dehumanization always follows penetration.”
“Finding the one who loves you is like lottery but you don t have to close up the page, just keep on searching and you ll find.”
“And though nobody has been dumb enough to say anything close to You need to get laid to my face, I resent the idea that anyone might think, if they knew my history, that I d be slightly different by virtue of having a penis-however briefly-inside me. That is some phallocentric bullshit if I ever heard any. Hypothetical penises don t make the rules. I make the rules. I love the rules.”
“Dating someone exclusively for four months in New York is like four years in Anchorage.”
“If it s me who loves you, you ll know, as I will tell it you in my own words.”
“Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.”
“Any relationship (friend, romantic or business) that s one sided isn t one; it s a one way street headed in one direction... nowhere. Cultivation requires input from willing participants.”
“Uncommunicated expectations are the shame of relationships.”