“They enclosed me again with all their tenderness, seeking to keep me warm.”
“I did it because they were forged in the same furnace as myself, the two of them, keen to reason and strong to endure.”
“Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people, William,”
“It’s most unfair. Once people find out you’re a vampire they act as if you’re some kind of monster.”
“One day you might just find something worth living an eternity for”
“Myrnin was heading for Kim when she picked up a crossbow lying on a table nearby and shot him pointblank in the chest. He staggered backward, muttered, Not again”
“The life of a vampire begins with the first bite.”
“He appeared the handsomest of men, his eyes utterly unclouded and almost fierce, and his cheeks beautifully flushed.”
“A ghostly voice shivered along my spine, whispering, We shall meet soon, bèt nan bwa.”
“Oh, how is it such a fantasy could get its hook so deep?”
“All the world was gone in curls of weightless sound and light.”
“That is strange and creepy, Marcy remarked, but totally cool. You Ghostbustered her.”
“That’s great, Grace, but in case you’ve forgotten, we’re supposed to kill vampires, not play nice and have lunch with them. - Archer”
“Um...carefully Bella ow.”
“You think I m deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it s a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.”
“I m gonna kill him, Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow. Stake him right in the heart, shove garlic up his ass, and-and- And what? (Michael) When did you get home? Claire demanded. Apparently just in time to hear my funeral plans. I especially like the garlic up the ass. It s...different.”
“Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.”