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“What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over”

— Jerome K. Jerome, Share via Whatsapp

“Eating was easy. Thinking was hard.”

— Jeanette Winterson, The Daylight Gate, Share via Whatsapp

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS! It was...........Dumbledore!”

— Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal, Share via Whatsapp

“We re on a mission from Glod.”

— Terry Pratchett, Soul Music, Share via Whatsapp

“Half my life is an act of revision.”

— John Irving, Share via Whatsapp

“never say never. whoops - said it twice”

— Harry Hill, Share via Whatsapp

“Merry Christmas!”

— John Paul II, Share via Whatsapp

“A dog has got human eyes.”

— Karl Pilkington, Share via Whatsapp

“whoopdie-friggin-doo, fooled you!”

— Maggie Stiefvater, Shiver, Share via Whatsapp

“pretty girls behave better when you ignore them.”

— Chetan Bhagat, Share via Whatsapp

“المصايب مش بتحصل للناس اللي في الجرنال بس!”

— أحمد العسيلي, كتاب مالوش اسم, Share via Whatsapp

“Oh Mokona, you re such a tease! ~Fai D. Flowright”

— CLAMP, Share via Whatsapp

“I like bread, and I like butter - but I like bread with butter best.”

— Sarah Weiner, Share via Whatsapp

“Never say no to now”

— Benny Bellamacina, Piddly poems for children vol:3, Share via Whatsapp

“His jaw was set, telling me I should back off. Unfortunately, being a gobby cow meant I couldn’t.”

— Kyra Lennon, If I Let You Go, Share via Whatsapp

“He must have been delightful, she said, when he was alive!”

— Margaret Widdemer, The Rose-Garden Husband, Share via Whatsapp

“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT Hargirid paused angrily. BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”

— Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal, Share via Whatsapp