“Sex is about anticipation not culmination.”
“When I m good, I m very good, but when I m bad, I m better. ”
“NO. No no no. I don t want to screw you. I just love you. When did who you want to screw become the whole game? Since when is the person you want to screw the only person you get to love? It s so stupid, Tiny! I mean, Jesus, who even gives a fuck about sex?! People act like it s the most important thing humans do, but come on. How can our sentient fucking lives revolve around something slugs can do. I mean, who you want to screw and whether you screw them? Those are important questions, I guess. But they re not that important. You know what s important? Who would you die for? Who do you wake up at five forty-five in the morning for even though you don t even know why he needs you? Whose drunken nose would you pick?!”
“A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing.”
“For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.”
“If our sex life were determined by our first youthful experiments, most of the world would be doomed to celibacy. In no area of human experience are human beings more convinced that something better can be had only if they persevere.”
“I knew I was different. I thought that I might be gay or something because I couldn t identify with any of the guys at all. None of them liked art or music. They just wanted to fight and get laid. It was many years ago but it gave me this real hatred for the average American macho male.”
“I have found men who didn t know how to kiss. I ve always found time to teach them.”
“To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth—I count that something of a miracle.”
“I am a rare species, not a stereotype.”
“I started to be really proud of the fact I was gay even though I wasn t”
“Understand that sexuality is as wide as the sea. Understand that your morality is not law. Understand that we are you. Understand that if we decide to have sex whether safe, safer, or unsafe, it is our decision and you have no rights in our lovemaking.”
“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There s nothing wrong with them, but it s hard to stop thinking about.”
“After loss of Identity, the most potent modern terror, is loss of sexuality, or, as Descartes didn’t say, I fuck therefore I am .”
“I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You d be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavors.”
“Weren t you wearing a purity ring when we got here? Aren t you supposed to be saving yourself? Shanti asked. Yeah, Mary Lou answered. And then I thought, for what? You save leftovers. My sex is not a leftover, and it is not a Christmas present.”
“&push your fat cock inside this honeypot the honeypot that throbs for you the honeypot that has been crying for you the possessive honeypot that has been selfish for your slickness”