“Fat gives things flavor.”
“Leggo my Eggo!”
“I like rice. Rice is great if you re hungry and want 2000 of something. ”
“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”
“Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn t illegal.”
“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”
“Anything is good if it s made of chocolate.”
“All sorrows are less with bread. ”
“He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.”
“Life itself is the proper binge.”
“Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.”
“After a full belly all is poetry.”
“Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.”
“I come from a home where gravy is a beverage.”
“Health food makes me sick.”
“Parsley is gharsley.”
“First we eat, then we do everything else.”