“Worry:Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.”
“If you don t succeed the first time - you re about average”
“If anything in nature was as beautiful as it was deadly, it was she.”
“I think my underwear is curling off me like burning paper.”
“Don’t let it worry you, said Ron. It’s me. I’m extremely famous.”
“I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff… and I want in..”
“Do You want to be a Starfish?”
“I fink it is a femuw. A femuw of a winowcowus... A a-stinct winocowus.”
“I might be in love with you. He smiles a little. I m waiting until I m sure to tell you, though.”
“You might want to lie down, Magnus advised. I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in.”
“Men always want to be a woman’s first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about these things. What (women) like is to be a man’s last romance.”
“Scrawny little mundane bastard.”
“In small towns, news travels at the speed of boredom.”
“Thanks,” I muttered and added under my breath, “Douchebag.” He laughed, deep and throaty. “Now that’s not very ladylike, Kittycat.” I whipped around. “Don’t ever call me that,” I snapped. “It’s better than calling someone a douchebag, isn’t it?” He pushed out the door. “This has been a stimulating visit. I’ll cherish it for a long time to come.” Okay. That was it. “You know, you’re right. How wrong of me to call you a douchebag. Because a douchebag is too nice of a word for you,” I said, smiling sweetly. “You’re a dickhead.” “A dickhead?” he repeated. “How charming.” I flipped him off.”
“I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.”
“It s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt”
“I picked up one of the books and flipped through it. Don t get me wrong, I like reading. But some books should come with warning labels: Caution: contains characters and plots guaranteed to induce sleepiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery after ingesting more than one chapter. Has been known to cause blindness, seizures and a terminal loathing of literature. Should only be taken under the supervision of a highly trained English teacher. Preferably one who grades on the curve.”