“School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee.”
“Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.”
“Old Age homes are civilization s dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.”
“Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure.”
“The rich spend their life living; the poor spend their life making a living.”
“Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.”
“Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman s womb is her diploma.”
“A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.”
“To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.”
“The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.”
“Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others clothes on.”
“A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.”
“School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan.”
“*I’m hustling* is a low self-esteem having man’s way of saying *I’m unemployed,* when answering a seemingly materialistic woman’s question as to what he does for a living.”
“A celebrity s body is an advertiser s canvas.”
“Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.”
“Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.”