“We won’t be able to sleep without the sound of her self-loathing orgasms crying out into the night. —Bats 2015”
“I was afraid that your buns were blown all the way to the Bardot Museum in Paris, where they put them on display, and then….” Mina said, “Were they displayed like this? —Bats 2015”
“Grrrrowpt.” said dead Penelope. Dead Huthbert nodded, and hugged her. She moved his dusty hand from her dusty ass. — BATS 2015”
“Do it for the kids! The ones who look up to you — especially when they are pleading for their lives. — Bats 2015”
“Gentle With Them Thar Spurs —a sequel to Riders of the Purple Sau-Sage. Spurs was the feminist novel of its day…which was Tuesday. —Bats 2015”
“Elizabeth poured the brewskilicious foam over her aforementioned bodalicious huzza-huzzas and Wahwahzoozie. — Bats 2015”
“Purrrrrrrr” Elizabeth kneaded Vlad s pecs. “I hear a Kitty!” Vlad’s eyes sprung open. There was a moment of hurt, of sad. There was no kitty. “You’re teasing me! — Bats”
“Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasn’t lazy. She was actually dead. — Bats 2015”
“He sniffed until the long hairs of his mustache had been sucked up into his nose and out of his leafy ears. — Bats 2015”
“Llegué a acostumbrarme a matar para subsistir. Para mí era como lo que usted siente cuando, hambriento, ve un plato con cerdo asado sobre la mesa”
“Here s what vampires shouldn t be: pallid detectives that drink Bloody Marys and work only at night; lovelorn southern gentlemen; anorexic teenage girls; boy-toys with big dewy eyes. What should they be? Killers, honey. Stone killers that can t get enough of that tasty Type-A. Bad boys and girls. Hunters. In other words, Midnight America. Red, white and blue, accent on the red. Those vamps got hijacked by a lot of soft-focus romance. ( American Vampire Vol. 1 : Introduction- SUCK ON THIS by Stephen King)”
“A wounded animal yet bears teeth”
“Their beauty had always seemed to him like the beauty of pressed flowers-lovely, but dead.”
“La belle Isabelle”
“IF you wish to be a writer then don t wait until you write the great American novel for they aren t written they are created. If you don t write at all you won t know how great that simple book can be.”
“Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or... Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don t give a fuck how crazy they are! ”
“Here s to new blood. -Jagger Maxwell”