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“Myrtle Mae, you have a lot to learn, and I hope you never learn it.”

— Mary Chase, Harvey, Share via Whatsapp

“Cath exhaled. Then inhaled. Her chest was so tight, it hurt both ways. Levi shouldn t get to make her feel this way - he shouldn t even have access to her chest.”

— Rainbow Rowell, Share via Whatsapp

“It was too early in the morning for this fuckery.”

— Goldy Moldavsky, No Good Deed, Share via Whatsapp

“Astrophil and Stella, he said, taking my hand. The name Astrophil is derived from two Greek words that, when combined, mean star-lover. So, what does that mean? Oliver tilted his head and looked up at the sky. That Stella is the star of his life.”

— Ali Novak, The Heartbreakers, Share via Whatsapp

“I m sorry. The Truth is.... I m an Otaku. - Serinuma Kae”

— Junko, 私がモテてどうすんだ 1 [Watashi ga Motete dousunda 1], Share via Whatsapp

“I m the kind of person who becomes silent when I get scared, because I hope Death will not notice me if I am very still and very quiet. It has worked well so far.”

— Mindy Kaling, Why Not Me?, Share via Whatsapp

“I lost my mind. I lunged at him and inhaled all of his fries standing up a foot away from the trash can. No food is as delicious as food you eat standing a foot away from a trash can. Ask any possum.”

— Mindy Kaling, Why Not Me?, Share via Whatsapp

“Worn over the man’s head like a deranged bank robber is a pair of pink cotton panties.”

— Dave Lundy, Squish the Fish: A Tale of Dating and Debauchery, Share via Whatsapp

“I have a present for you.” He raised his eye brows. “I don’t like your surprises.” “You’ll like this one. Close your eyes.”

— Mav Skye, Wanted: Single Rose, Share via Whatsapp

“Speak English at this table or I will fire you so fast you ll wind up standing at the airport wondering how you got from here to there without any goddamn pants on.”

— Mira Grant, Feed, Share via Whatsapp