“When you come to a detour, take it.”
“Let her know that her look really works for you.”
“By the end of the date, your intentions should be clear.”
“The red flags are usually there, you just have to keep your eyes open wider than your heart.”
“A vast number of people bemoan the lack of love in their lives and one must wonder if it s because they re looking for a type or have a list of requirements that someone else has to meet first, in which case it s no wonder that they miss out, because when you love, it s not that all that you were looking for is found in another, it s that the person you love ends up making you see they are what you wanted all along; love, after all, is usually found in unforeseen places with the most unexpected people.”
“Some girls say that they are by themselves because men today don’t have anything to offer.”
“Don’t put all of your focus on dating. Typically, if you’re involved in outside activities and causes that you are passionate about, chances are that you’re meeting people with similar interests.”
“Seasoned digital daters are like lions who have had their prey killed, butchered, and served to them on a tray in their artificial habitat for so long that they’ve forgotten how to hunt.”
“Take control from the moment you step in her place. She ll be pleasantly surprised and impressed.”
“Oh hell no, I thought. I am not wasting my first kiss on some guy who s skipping out on our first date.”
“Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own.”
“One girl raved about a nice voicemail a guy had recently left her. I kindly requested she play it and heard this gem: Hey, Lydia. It s Sam. Just calling to say what s up. Gimme a ring when you get a chance. THAT WAS IT. I pleaded to know what was so great about this. She sweetly recalled that he remembered my name, he said hi, and he told me to call him back. Never mind the fact that what she described was the content of LITERALLY EVERY VOICE MAIL IN HISTORY. Name, hello, please call back. Not really a boatload of charm on display. To fail this test, a guy would have to leave a message that said: No greeting. This is man. I don t remember you. End communication.”
“Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak.”
“Keep the first date brief, short, sweet and simple and they ll come back to you.”
“The destination is not the journey. The destination is the person you choose to enjoy the journey with.”
“Funny, cute and kissable I ve found a girl that makes me lose control Every night s like the first night Never gettin old”
“I m not the settling-down type, I m afraid. I think I m cursed with a touch of Dating ADD.”