“disappointment is devastating, even if it’s something that you didn’t really expect to occur.”
“When we reach our highest potential, we will find our highest love.”
“A civilized woman s demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.”
“A true champion of love and sport wears it proudly in all aspects of life.”
“Most women think cheating is disgusting … until they fall for a man that likes them back; but isn’t willing to leave his lover for them.”
“Maybe life involves the pairing of unsuitable people, those who wait and those who keep others waiting, and the key to happiness is finding the one person with whom you share the same internal chronometer.”
“Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get.”
“A love triangle is a threesome delayed.”
“New Rule: You re never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don t look like you re sensitive, you look like you re homeless.The last guy to pick up a chick with an Apple was Adam. And when you sit across from another dateless loser with a laptop, it still doesn t look like you re working--it looks like you re playing Battleship.”
“A breakup is a loss to both parties; not only to he or she who is told that it’s over.”
“I understand we ll be attending your friend Miss Worthington s Christmas ball. Perhaps I ll find a suitable-- which is to say wealthy-- wife among the ladies attending. And perhaps they will run screaming for the convent.”
“Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.”
“Commonsense will never come from following your heart; wisdom is only stored in the mind.”
“Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes financial security in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.”
“A Dom never takes away. He only builds.”
“When you lose a friend or a lover, those who remain in your life gain (more of your attention).”
“Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man s access to) their kids.”