“The onion is the truffle of the poor.”
“I can t be a cream puff.”
“he who feeds you, controls you”
“Diet food is for lazy people.”
“Dog s just want to sniff an ass and eat some food.”
“Good food always tastes bad.”
“Cakes are like books: There are new ones you want to read and old favorites you want to reread.”
“There is an Arabic proverb that says: She makes you feel like a loaf of freshly baked bread.”
“My philosophy in life is to eat, drink and investigate - in that order.”
“The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature.”
“Jam on a winter took away the blue devils. It was like tasting summer. ”
“With bread and wine you can walk your road.”
“Before addressing what to eat, the most urgent matter is how to eat.”
“He who distinguishes the true savor of his food can never be a glutton; he who does not cannot be otherwise.”
“Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don t forget food. You can go a week without laughing.”
“The only time to eat diet food is while you re waiting for the steak to cook.”
“Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans ... are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit.”