“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn t hurt.”
“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”
“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”
“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
“Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.”
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.”
“There is no love sincerer than the love of food.”
“Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It s a grain. It s like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.”
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
“Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.”
“Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice.”
“I could have killed you.” “Or I could have killed you,” Percy said. Jason shrugged. “If there’d been an ocean in Kansas, maybe.” “I don’t need an ocean—” “Boys,” Annabeth interrupted, “I’m sure you both would’ve been wonderful at killing each other. But right now, you need some rest.” Food first,” Percy said. “Please?”
“Probably one of the most private things in the world is an egg before it is broken.”
“Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!”
“Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”
“I am a better person when I have less on my plate.”
“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”