“DISARM ALL RAPISTS But what will we do With their legs?”
“When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on!”
“And there you sit, gloating over what you have done, as if you were a martyr or a public benefactor -- as complacent and smug and misunderstood as a princess from the moon forced to herd goats!”
“The problem with at-home IQ tests is that too many people wouldn t understand the results. Calling customer service is a bad sign.”
“[To my enemy:] Some are great, some are born great, some have greatness thrust upon them! And then there s you.”
“I disliked numbers, and they didn t think much of me either.”
“It’s alright, Kitten,” Bones said. “He won’t shoot.” Tate lowered his gun, even as the sudden dizziness from blood-loss made me sway. Bones took my gun and casually handed it to Juan, who gapped at him in amazement. “You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I called her that. My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine.” “And well she should have,” Bones agreed. “She’s mine. Kitten, and no one else’s.”
“I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? - Tabitha”
“We have met the enemy and he is us.”
“What I know now is that gallant young men rarely get pussy. Put it on a sampler and hang it in your kitchen.”
“I suspected his middle name was Yum .”