“If You Get Accidentally Locked, In the loo - Would you #KnockYourSelfOut?”
“Number 1 is perhaps not the ideal. It is there for the one behind, the number 2. Mr 2 would learn a whole lot more being who he is than ever being Mr 1. Perhaps there is more to the phrase #OddOneOut.”
“It s hard to sleep when you have thirty two million quids worth of stolen jewellery hidden under the mattress.”
“Sit Down - What to do if a parent wants to get their child s attention.”
“Mom Voice - A mother s vocal range when even the neighbours will clean their rooms and eat their veggies.”
“Spike: Bloody hell, woman, you re cutting off my circulation! Buffy: You don t have any circulation. Spike: Well, it pinches”
“Not one of the boys like me. I’ve put their noses out of joint.” “Well, they were never good-looking lads.”
“I truly believed that a man should not be seen to be out front on feminism. That would be just like a man to try to take over the women s movement. We d taken over everything else in history, in society, in the world, why not feminism, too? No, I don t think so.”
“Candide, who trembled like a philosopher, hid himself as well as he could during this heroic butchery.”
“Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, pathetic, manageable. And she whispered to me a great, universal truth: THE BOWELS ARE GREAT LEVELLERS.”
“State your HURRAAARRGLAB,” went the monarch. “Mr. Wonderful,” said the advisor, daintily wiping the king’s mouth with a hanky. “What do we keep telling you about your interrogation methods? The information’s never reliable and it really hurts our image.” “It’s all right,” I sighed. “This is my actual face.”
“I don t talk ill about people I don t know, said Bartleby. I only disparage them in silence and hope they die.”
“Love is like chickenpox. It s much worse when it comes late.”
“I m starting to think you like prisons, And that you have the worst taste in men.”
“Oh poor Octave, no luck at all, as usual, said Madame Rocher, he is still with his regiment, still only a captain. Of course, if it hadn t been for this wretched war, he would be at least a colonel by now.”