“We fell to wrestling again. We rolled all over the floor, in each other s arms, like two huge helpless children. He was naked and goatish under his robe, and I felt suffocated as he rolled over me. I rolled over him. We rolled over me. They rolled over him. We rolled over us.”
“I m OK with being single, but I m not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls...”
“Time passed quickly. Constant did not move.”
“Madam, I have just come from a country where people are hanged if they talk.”
“The Deliverator s car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator s car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished, sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens.”
“I got hard and he was there and the next thing I knew he was on his knees. I mean, I was going to step away, but he licked me.”
“If somebody tells me what to do, I will do my best not to do it.”
“You are an old pig! one of them said to the other. And that is worse than being a young one.”
“Are you certain they never cut your member off? Tormund gave a shrug, as if to say he would never understand such madness. Well, you are a free man now, but if you will have the girl, best find yourself a she-bear. If a man does not use his member it grows smaller and smaller, until one day he wants to piss and cannot find it.”
“He never did get right all the way again. And every once in a while he d come down all bitey.”
“...clearly, we re supposed to be together. If this were the internet, seventeen-year-old girls would be writing slash fiction about us as we speak.”
“How come I have too many things to do all the time...??”
“I love fortune readings! because when I get in troubles, if the reading says that I am in a lucky day, I can think my troubles are just some kind of mistakes, and if the reading says that I am in the unlucky day, I can think that my troubles are just because of my bad luck. Either ways, I can know the reason of my troubles.”
“I have no clue. I have ovaries; therefore, I repel all things mechanical.”
“I like stories about supervillains. They teach children that you can accomplish great things even when the whole world is against you.”
“If you had a piece of coal, we could hold her down, shove it up her ass, and come collect a big, fat diamond in a few days.”
“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”